- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
he makes a humanface for the picture
(via marveliciouss)
